Sassy's Up Late Again

DS was playing quietly with his sister's Polly Pockets dolls. I immediately thought of Shitfoot's "learn to love my gay son" remarks, and began to think about all the gender "conditioning" he's getting. If those were his soldiers, for example, he'd be making the dolls shoot each other and hollering and making lots of noise. But with the girl dolls, they were very quietly having a conversation. I listened closely to hear what they were saying:

"I'm a zombie! I'm a zommmmbie!!!"