Sassy's Up Late Again

I have come to realize that there are actually 4 people in this relationship... maybe more. There's Actual Sassy and Actual Rusty, and then there's Self-Loathing Sassy and Self-Loathing Rusty. If we could just kick out SLS and SLR, we could probably be really damned happy. But you know how self-loathers are: nothing is ever good enough, doom is always around the corner, etc. Gotta figure out how to evaporate them...