Sassy's Up Late Again

2pm his time and still no call. I have done laundry. I took the kids out for lunch. I folded the LAUNDRY for Christ' sake. He's not calling. I have to call him. He's gonna actually make me make the call. It's bad news, I know it. Those of you who are familiar with my phone issues must empathize... I wouldn't want to make this call even if I knew it was good news. My heart is racing and I feel like I just jogged around the house... wait, I did just jog up the stairs... OK, my heart is racing and I'm brain dead.