Sassy's Up Late Again

6:40 his time, still NO EFFING PHONE CALL!!

Have I not gone enough nights without sleep? Do I need more acid in my stomach? Have I not picked on every scab on my body enough yet, chewed my cuticles enough, or bitten the insides of my cheeks enough? WHAT MUST I DO TO MAKE THIS MAN CALL ME AND HIRE ME RIGHT NNNNNOOOOWWWWWWWW???????