Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Scene: A dark movie theater. An advertisment begins to play on the screen. It's a Brawny commerical.
Sassy: [stifling laughter]
Rusty: [shakes head]
Sassy: [stifling hysterical laughter]
Rusty: You want the Brawny Man, don't you?
Sassy: No, I don't want the Brawny Man.
Rusty: You do too, you think he's hot.
Sassy: Well of course he's hot. That's why they hired him. But I don't want him.
Rusty: Why not?
Sassy: He's gay.
Rusty: How do you know?
Sassy: [rolls eyes] You don't think he's gay?
Rusty: I'm just saying...
Sassy: The commercial is freaking hilarious, OK? But I don't have to want to sleep with the guy to find it amusing. You laugh at Benny Hill, do you want to have sex with him?
Sassy: [stifling laughter]
Rusty: [shakes head]
Sassy: [stifling hysterical laughter]
Rusty: You want the Brawny Man, don't you?
Sassy: No, I don't want the Brawny Man.
Rusty: You do too, you think he's hot.
Sassy: Well of course he's hot. That's why they hired him. But I don't want him.
Rusty: Why not?
Sassy: He's gay.
Rusty: How do you know?
Sassy: [rolls eyes] You don't think he's gay?
Rusty: I'm just saying...
Sassy: The commercial is freaking hilarious, OK? But I don't have to want to sleep with the guy to find it amusing. You laugh at Benny Hill, do you want to have sex with him?
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