Sunday, July 05, 2009
The week's recap:
Weirdest Wal-Mart customer sighting: An Amish man pushing a cart loaded with soda. His son, early 20's, shirtless, pushing a cart loaded with beer.
Most disgusting Wal-Mart customer sighting: Woman emergest from the toilet stall, goes to bathroom mirror, uses fingers to "unsmudge" her eyeliner (essentially sticking her fingers in her eyes), and leaves without washing her hands.
Most common annoying bank customer habit: refusing to purchase checks and instead purchasing money orders in order to pay all your monthly bills.
Most disappointing bank customer: grandmotherly lady who was reported for kiting checks. She will likely be cussing me out on Monday morning when I tell her that her personal check deposit will have to be on hold for 5 days, which will most likely cause her financial house of cards to fall to pieces.
Most common complaint: being required to show ID when taking cash out of an account. You wouldn't be pissed if I asked for it when some stranger is trying to get money out of YOUR account. Bring your ID or go to the ATM.
Weirdest Wal-Mart customer sighting: An Amish man pushing a cart loaded with soda. His son, early 20's, shirtless, pushing a cart loaded with beer.
Most disgusting Wal-Mart customer sighting: Woman emergest from the toilet stall, goes to bathroom mirror, uses fingers to "unsmudge" her eyeliner (essentially sticking her fingers in her eyes), and leaves without washing her hands.
Most common annoying bank customer habit: refusing to purchase checks and instead purchasing money orders in order to pay all your monthly bills.
Most disappointing bank customer: grandmotherly lady who was reported for kiting checks. She will likely be cussing me out on Monday morning when I tell her that her personal check deposit will have to be on hold for 5 days, which will most likely cause her financial house of cards to fall to pieces.
Most common complaint: being required to show ID when taking cash out of an account. You wouldn't be pissed if I asked for it when some stranger is trying to get money out of YOUR account. Bring your ID or go to the ATM.
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