Saturday, August 28, 2010
True Hell Mart sighting:
Woman in her late 30's in a denim mini skirt, pushing a cart past the bank, while reaching up her skirt and scratching herself.
B: Can you imagine if she'd stopped here and handed you a deposit?
Boss: winces and covers his face
Me: I'd definitely go for the sanitizer...
B: Maybe she's used to having money in there.
Boss: starts shaking his head and mouthing, "no no no no!"
Me: Yeah. Maybe she was just checking her wallet.
Boss: covers his ears, "Gaaahd, no. Stop."
Me: What? It's hot out there. Maybe she needed a soda from the machine. You've gotta have exact change, you know.
Boss: I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
Me: WIN!!!
Woman in her late 30's in a denim mini skirt, pushing a cart past the bank, while reaching up her skirt and scratching herself.
B: Can you imagine if she'd stopped here and handed you a deposit?
Boss: winces and covers his face
Me: I'd definitely go for the sanitizer...
B: Maybe she's used to having money in there.
Boss: starts shaking his head and mouthing, "no no no no!"
Me: Yeah. Maybe she was just checking her wallet.
Boss: covers his ears, "Gaaahd, no. Stop."
Me: What? It's hot out there. Maybe she needed a soda from the machine. You've gotta have exact change, you know.
Boss: I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
Me: WIN!!!
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